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Mullening 

1. The pathetic act of attributing a ridiculously poor performance or failure of effort to a set of universal variables not unique to the failing entity, often discounting the importance of the competition event. Usage of this verb references Coach Dan Mullen’s leadership before and after the Florida Gators 55-20 loss to Oklahoma in the 2020 Cotton Bowl, a game in which Florida had 60 available players. The 2020 season also saw Florida lose to LSU, a contest in which the Tigers had 54 available players.

Usage of the verb also can specifically reference general excuse making with unfounded swagger, often to the point of discounting the value or quality of an available roster.
Man, At least we can count on our coach not to Mullen our way through this game

“•Coach, tell us why you lost today?
- well I won’t Mullen to you. We just got beat. It was an important game and we were proud of the guys we fielded.”

“I would invite their team to our bowl but I really don’t want them Mullening. Who do we know that would just show up and play instead of Mullening it in”
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matty mullins 

A lead singer for one of the best bands in the world, MEMPHIS MAY FIRE.
"Man, that lead singer Matty Mullins, from Memphis May Fire is a total badass!"
matty mullins by RatedMagicBman August 22, 2012
A popcorn-loving kangaroo whose ROOOOO's are capable of wooing the opposite gender.
Mulayne: ROOO ROO ROOOO
Every Guy: Pls go out with me.
Mulayne: Nah. I'm the Queen of Musical Masturbation. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Mulayne by GuyInTheFriendZone March 4, 2017
Mully is a slang term for the word Mullet which is a haircut shaved on top and long and bushy in the back(all business in the front and a wild party in the back).
Dude- did you see that crazy ass Mully trying to climb up the roller coaster...
Dude's buddy- Holy Shit thats a sic ass Mully..approach with caution
mully by 1 with Nature February 11, 2015

Danny Mullen 

The best youtube out there. Nothing compares. One of the few true prank / comedy channels left. Has the biggest balls out of any youtuber out there. The Louie C.K. of improv.
dude 1: Wtf happened to nelk?
dude 2: dunno man, but you should check out Danny Mullen's channel. Waaaaaaaaay fucking better

Mullinax'd 

Mullinax'd

Pronunciation:(mull-in-ex'd)

The manual stimulation of the genital area by another of the same sex while unconscious.
"Hey man, did you hear John got Mullinax'd at that party the other night after he passed out!?"

"I want to go to sleep, but im afraid I'll get Mullinax'd, that would be so gay!"
Mullinax'd by Devil Nuts August 3, 2009