Patterned Mulywumpus

A mysterious creature that has been hunted for years. It commonly releases egg sacks and the liquids it releases while doing so and the wumpus itself, are used in many household products and foods. The plural is wompi.

I just read Wumpus Potter and the Chamber of Wompi.
Sally smells like a patterned mulywumpus.
I love to drink wumpus tea in the morning.

Patterned Mulywumpus by Brad Ikemore June 1, 2016

Josh Mullinum Theory 

The scientific theory stating dust is gendered. The evidence in support of noble prize winning theory is the fact that french people are incredibly advanced on the basis that the french language has gendered words for all objects.
They are advanced due to God created males from male dust particles and females from female dust particles.

"Nikola Tesla was half as smart as the guy who invented the Josh Mullinum theory."
"Wow, he is so smart", he might be able to make a theory 1% as smart as the Josh Mullinum theory."
"Many speculate that the Josh Mullinum theory was created by aliens due to the highly advanced inhuman ability of thought used to create the theory."

Josh Mullinum Theory by Josh Mullinum January 6, 2021

Molliwomp 

To hit a fellow participant across ones face with ones flacid penis. However, a guerilla form of unsolicited molliwomping is popular amongst young men when they are inebriated. To molliwomp. To be molliwomped. To go molliwomping. To be a molliwomper.

She had not long since opened her eyes as she rose from a gentle slumber when she was molliwomped by the young man in the green bathers.

Molliwomp by Trip Fontane December 31, 2007

Molliwomp  

when you get totally killed in a basketball game that it's pathetic. Especially in the championship.

the lakers got the molliwomp when they lost in game six of the NBA finals.

Molliwomp by tears1011 August 6, 2008

mulliwulli 

A fur coat made from the furs of the cacti found in your dreams.

Each night, I fall asleep just so I can wear my mulliwulli.

mulliwulli by Chanc100 December 18, 2015