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Waning Mullet 

a man’s hairstyle that is bald on the top but with long stringy hair hanging over the collar in the back (elderhostel up front, party in the back)

This is a modification of the 80’s mullet. It is worn by the diehard that refuses to give up the long hair that he sported back in high school.
Bob: Did you see Jim Rickards on Fox Business talking about the demise of the US Dollar?
Dave: Is that the guy with the waning mullet?
Bob: Yeah, that’s him.
Waning Mullet by goose_on_a_roof December 31, 2020
Related Words

Hercules Mulligan 

Somebody who's up in it, lovin' it, and they heard your mother say "Come Again"
Brah. Brah. I am Hercules Mulligan.

Mull it over 

verb~ To think about it, to examine/analyse in detail a proposal before making a decision , taking an action or direction.
I'll mull it over and get back to you.
Mull it over by Kelly Bune October 18, 2007

Hercules Mulligan 

The dude who fucked your all your horses and daughters just because. He gets drunk just because and screams in your fucking face just because.

Also gay as fuck for Laffayette
Daaammmn, Hercules Mulligan, you fucked my daughter and my horse.

Chinese Mullet

When a man thoroughly waxes his chest and stomach but grows his pubic hair to extreme lengths
Girl #1: I hooked up with Terry last night…

Girl #2: How was it?

Girl #1: It was terrible! His chest was so smooth… but it turned out he had a Chinese Mullet. I couldn’t even see his penis through his pubic hair!
Chinese Mullet by p1@typu5 February 6, 2022

messy mulligan

Fucking one person, and then another immediately after. Coined by Kyu the love fairy from Huniepop 2: Double Date.
MC-kun: Can I perhaps interest you in some sloppy seconds?
Kyu: Aww, you KNOW I love me a messy mulligan!
messy mulligan by realgamergrill February 13, 2021