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A popular 1980's hairstyle that working class people continued to wear into the 1990's and 2000's, the mullet makes the American middle class feel better about themselves by giving them something to look down on; though the average U.S. citizen has a negative net worth and lives in a fascist police state controlled by transnational corporations, he can take comfort in the fact that he at least has a trendy haircut like the people on the current TV shows, and not like the people on the old ones.
Who cares about the guy who lost his job when the company built a new plant in a country where there are no child labor laws? He wears a mullet!
by Emmanuel Goldsteine August 10, 2007
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Pronounced "MUHL LET"

A hairstyle in which the front is cut trim, but the back is long, left wild and often uncut. Even when the back is cut, it is still longer than the front. It is the sign of the redneck. Alternate names include:

Ape Drape. Beaver Paddle. Bi - Level. Camero Cut. Buisness in the front, Party in the back. Canadian passport. Coupe Longveuil. El-camino. Hockey hair. Kentucky waterfall. Missouri comprimise. Mudflap. Neckwarmer. Ranchero. Shlonc (short + long). Achy-breaky-bad-mistakey. Soccer rocker. Squirrel pelt. Tennessee tophat. Yep-nope.

Mmmmmmmmmmmm...Mullet
"My hobies are sexual harassment, taking advantage of intoxicated employees at company gatherings, browsing thru kiddie porn on company time (with stiffy)." - Guy with a giant mullet
by Slick Willie February 05, 2003
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Also known as Business in the front, Party in the back. May also be called a Tennesee Waterfall. Rarely spotted in the wild, there are several specimens to be found captive in trailer parks.
"Yeehaw! That's the biggest mullet I've ever seen!"
by SLOGAN December 06, 2002
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3.
well, there are three known people who save the world and have a mullet.
-solid snake
-captain planet
- and, macgyver.
richard dean anderson is the man. he saves the world and has a mullet. he doesnt have it now, but he saves the world anyways in stargate sg-1.
by Zeonic Freak November 15, 2004
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The ideal haircut for a man/woman who is short on change...
Joe walks into the barbershop:

Joe: "How much for a full haircut?"

Barber: "$15 dollars for the whole head..."

Joe: "Well I only have $10, start at the front and give me my moneys worth..."

Result: Mullet
by Fangular May 07, 2005
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5.
a hairstyle from the 1980's that is all buisness in the front and all party in the back.
Joe Dirt had a major mullet goin on.
by Weird Mal February 09, 2004
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6.
What Emos' have,only backwards.
"Woah,look at the emo kids' reverse mullet!"
by bandanasrerad August 28, 2006
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n. pl. mullet or mul•lets.
1. Any of various stout-bodied, edible fishes of the family Mugilidae.
2. Any haircut inwhich the back is significantly longer than the sides and top of the hair.
see also: shlong, hockey hair, soccer rocker, ape drape, Kentucky waterfall, achy breaky, Missouri comprimise, Tennessee top hat, Canadian passport.
Harry thought the long golden locks of hair would be his future wife, but when he turned around, he soon realized it was only a Mullet.
by Killjoy November 30, 2003
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