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A hair cut with the front short (business in front) and the back long (party in back). Like The force, There is a dark side of the mullet kingdom, led by an evil lady with a crazy mullet down my road. There is also a good side. This kid I saw a a lake, about 5 years old, had the best mullet in the world. He leads the good side with all his glorius mulletude. However, a mullet cannot be grown. It has to be trimmed (in the front only). You cannot start off bald and spontaneously grow one. One day one child will be born with a mullet. He will also grow mullets, and will not have to cut the front to keep it "business in front". He will be the Redneck Messiah.
I am a profesional mullet spotter
by El Chupasombra November 25, 2005
 
1.
Pronounced "MUHL LET"

A hairstyle in which the front is cut trim, but the back is long, left wild and often uncut. Even when the back is cut, it is still longer than the front. It is the sign of the redneck. Alternate names include:

Ape Drape. Beaver Paddle. Bi - Level. Camero Cut. Buisness in the front, Party in the back. Canadian passport. Coupe Longveuil. El-camino. Hockey hair. Kentucky waterfall. Missouri comprimise. Mudflap. Neckwarmer. Ranchero. Shlonc (short + long). Achy-breaky-bad-mistakey. Soccer rocker. Squirrel pelt. Tennessee tophat. Yep-nope.

Mmmmmmmmmmmm...Mullet
"My hobies are sexual harassment, taking advantage of intoxicated employees at company gatherings, browsing thru kiddie porn on company time (with stiffy)." - Guy with a giant mullet
by Slick Willie February 05, 2003
 
2.
Also known as Business in the front, Party in the back. May also be called a Tennesee Waterfall. Rarely spotted in the wild, there are several specimens to be found captive in trailer parks.
"Yeehaw! That's the biggest mullet I've ever seen!"
by SLOGAN December 06, 2002
 
3.
The ideal haircut for a man/woman who is short on change...
Joe walks into the barbershop:

Joe: "How much for a full haircut?"

Barber: "$15 dollars for the whole head..."

Joe: "Well I only have $10, start at the front and give me my moneys worth..."

Result: Mullet
by Fangular May 07, 2005
 
4.
well, there are three known people who save the world and have a mullet.
-solid snake
-captain planet
- and, macgyver.
richard dean anderson is the man. he saves the world and has a mullet. he doesnt have it now, but he saves the world anyways in stargate sg-1.
by Zeonic Freak November 15, 2004
 
5.
a hairstyle from the 1980's that is all buisness in the front and all party in the back.
Joe Dirt had a major mullet goin on.
by Weird Mal February 09, 2004
 
6.
What Emos' have,only backwards.
"Woah,look at the emo kids' reverse mullet!"
by bandanasrerad August 28, 2006
 
7.
n. pl. mullet or mul•lets.
1. Any of various stout-bodied, edible fishes of the family Mugilidae.
2. Any haircut inwhich the back is significantly longer than the sides and top of the hair.
see also: shlong, hockey hair, soccer rocker, ape drape, Kentucky waterfall, achy breaky, Missouri comprimise, Tennessee top hat, Canadian passport.
Harry thought the long golden locks of hair would be his future wife, but when he turned around, he soon realized it was only a Mullet.
by Killjoy November 30, 2003