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A mathematical term used to describe how extreme a mullet hairstyle is. It is found by comparing how long the hair on top of the head is compared to how long the hair hangs at the back of the neck.
"What is your mullet ratio?"
"It's a half inch on top; and sixteen inches at the back."
"...that's a bitchin' mullet!"
by PeaTearGriffin February 23, 2006
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Percent of chance that some chick is a lesbian.(The mullet is a popular lezbo hairdo for the bull-dykey types.)
"Check out that woman driving the big rig! I bet her mullet ratio is a good 98%!"
by Crazy John March 20, 2006
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