LINUS MULLARKEY 

The description of a fake reason or excuse you used when you have decided it is past time to leave your boring/stupid/slutty/braindead date.

Once she moaned i love you, i pulled a linus mullarkey with the quickness.

or

Once the booze wore off, i had to pull a linus mullarkey and get the fuck out of dodge

or

Once my friends started in on me about the linus mullarkey i pulled with lucy last friday, i decided to pull a linus mullarkey and sneak out the back door

LINUS MULLARKEY by MJKK March 25, 2007

mudpacker 

(n) A person who engages in anal sex.

The mudpacker asked her to bend over and get it from behind.

mudpacker by Heptune May 14, 2005

mullacking 

a style of football, whereby the 'mullacker' is very rough, not the most skillful player, but very effective as they take ball and man.

the ball bounces directly between john terry and michael owen; both go for the ball, john terry boots it away while also milling into michael owen. owen goes down, he is injured again, surprise, surprise.
in the dressing room afterwards,'john, you did some good mullacking today,' says mourinho. 'yeah i am a good mullacker' says john.

mullacking by bigbuffbeast February 1, 2008

mullecker 

A smart ass person, who only cares about their grades

My friend is a mullecker and I can Copy her

mullecker by Kingking123 February 7, 2019

mublankertz

your pointer finger

when u point to something that hurts you point with your pointer finger and say "mublankertz"

mublankertz by mr. mublankertz July 18, 2011

mulakker

A fiend, a being that loves to make others feel pain. One who does not care for any life whatsoever.

"Man look at that asshole Michael, he's such a mulakker!"

mulakker by xEDGELORD75x June 23, 2021

Mullaker

Someone who lugs heavy loads

Get the mullaker in to shift those bales

Mullaker by MarkoafterDarko April 11, 2017