Top Definition
A collapsable shaft that hides in the dark crevices of a mans pants. It comes out and strikes at women with low self-esteem and mental issues. Known too grow up to 15 inches in length and although most know for attacks in the bedroom can strike anywhere at anytime.
Mike took her back there and broke out the muleski.
by geopietro November 30, 2011

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