The Muldoon has an incredible memory for bullshit trivia. Favorite songs include "Hotel California", Maggy May", & "Heart of Gold". Often found in Key West, Hatteras, Margate, NJ,... Ft. Lauderdale is Muldoon Mecca. Muldoons avoid the beach and more often frequent the docks, municipal jail cells, & emergency rooms. The Muldoons girlfriend is a Patti. Pattis have pretty faces with red noses, saggy titties,a hard gut, square asses, and skinny "drinking legs". Pattis are light hearted, Muldoons are often melancholy... under the boardwalk is not just a song, it's a way of life!
Ed: That Muldoon asked if you were finished & I gave it to him.
"Man, you were hitting on every girl in the bar last night, even the ugly ones. You totally got Muldooned"