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She is the best human being you will ever meet in your life. She is brutally honest even though the truth might hurt, but at the end of the day, she will be the only one you can trust at the end of the day. She is also the great wing woman in the history of the world. If you're having girl/ boy troubles she will be the one to ask. She is a queen and a goddess, and you do not miss with her, ever. you better respect her with all the pride you have in your body.
guy 1: hey bro, I really like this girl but I don't know if she like me back...
guy 2: Oh, really. you should ask Muskaan she can hook you up with some tea. But don't expect too much, the truth hurts sometimes you know.
guy 2: ok, lol, go it
Muskaan by oooofofofoffofoboiiii February 8, 2019
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Mukamel syndrome 

n. Mukamel syndrome is a severe physical and mental condition characterized by a combination of microphalli (extremely small penis) and and uncontrollable urge to express oneself by excessive farting. Mukamel syndrome patients are usually crafty little motherfuckers who would sodomize their dead grandmother's corpse to gain social status among peers. According to one theory, the disease spread via anal intercourse with Iraqi cows (see Mukamel).
Others suggest, that it is spread via the mukaka on infected Hungarian stools.
Mother help, this Mukamel syndrome patient threats to suffocate me by farting. He is spreading mukaka all over the place.
Mukamel syndrome by edipus March 27, 2011
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Mukbang muskaan mukta Muaad mukas mukka muaath Mukarram musaab mukaddim
(1) v. The act of having anal intercourse with a cow, which is termed in Iraq a "moo-camel", that is a moo-making camel.

(2) n. A general name for a crafty little person who would sodomize his dead grandmother's corpse to gain social status among his peers.

(3) n. An Iraqi version of mukaka.
(1) I mukamelled that fat cow and had her lick my dirty pecker.

(2) Look at this Mukamel, so proud of winning the title of the best backgammon player in south west Baghdad.

(1) Now clean all the mukamel you left on your Hungarian stool.
Mukamel by nicky benz March 11, 2011
mate
friend
pal
lad
fella

london talk
Alright mukka?

yeah gav cheers
mukka by innityeahitis September 8, 2019
A girl that you will undoubtedly fall in love with. She's genuine and has the most beautiful smile. She puts everybody before herself whether they deserve it or not. She will become your world but not reciprocate those feelings and throw herself at people that don't deserve her. She's stunning and all you wanna do is love her.
Wow, dude. That new girl Muskaan is really cute. I wanna get her number.
Muskaan by babygirl:p March 24, 2017

fnf mukbang 

this fucking retarded trend that retards do, a lot of retards seem to screenshot them too
person 1: screenshots fnf mukbang
person2: Bro wtf is wrong with you
fnf mukbang by literal asshole September 15, 2021
If you are where I am from anyway Mukka means friends
Hey Mukka! (Or in a msn name) I love my mukkas!
Mukka by Brogaan March 2, 2010