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The prophet of Islam. You are supposed to say "Peace be upon him" after ever single time you say his name. This is sometimes shortened to (PBUH). Drawing pictures of Muhammad(PBUH) can get you murdered, because Islam is the nation of peace, and Muslims love freedom of speech. Muhammed(PBUH) had many wives, the best known was 9 year old Aisha.
Muhammed(STFU) was a pedophile and fraud.
by Salman Rushdie March 01, 2008
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The last prophet. Founder of Islam.
Muhammed (PEACE be upon him) was a great man.
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A box-cutter or exacto-knife. After Muhammed Atta, the Egyptian-born Muslim 9/11 hijacker.
Muhammed wielded his muhammed at the terrified passengers while chanting "Allahu Akhbar."
by Iblisatan January 19, 2007
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The worst, most obscene expletive in the English language. Using this word is the most offensive thing to anyone's ears. Much more offensive than "fuck".
South Park never censored the word "fuck" or any other expletive, but during the broadcast of Episode 201, the word "Muhammed" was censored out every time.
by Lichtsprecher May 11, 2010
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the most commonly used name on earth.

read a fucking book for once.
fogell: yeah. it was between that and muhammed.
seth: why the fuck would it be between that and muhammed? why dont you just pick a common name like a normal person?
fogell: muhammed is the most commonly used name on earth. read a fucking book for once.
by fuckel January 13, 2009
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Actually,I am not a muslim but I read biographies of him. According to my readings, he is a perfect man and peak of the humanity. If it is true, el-qaide is false or If it is false, el-qaide is true. I am confused. Most probably the biographies and sayings about him are strongly true, because I examined him from western views and authors.
Doings of el-qaide is completely opposite of his doings.
by kaanmetu July 16, 2005
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