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A gurning chimp, whose knuckles are permanently grazed from dragging along the floor. Maintains a permanently vacant expression, which is used to lure in the ladies. Unfortunately the effect is short-lived and can lead to female knees connecting with Mugridge gonads.
Look at that space-monkey over there, what a complete mugridge
by He who must not be memed November 09, 2011