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Always Defending Mugabe 

A joke made by English comedian Jack Whitehall. After seeing Robert Mugabe being interviewed, it is said that Whitehall's father errupted at the television stating that Mugabe was 'an odious c*nt'.
His Mother then spins round from the kitchen sink and screams for him to shut up and 'NEVER..EVER use that language infront of his children!' to which his Father repies:

'That's just TYPICAL of you Hilary.. ALWAYS DEFENDING MUGABE'.

To be used when some one has missed the point of a person's rant or explosion of explict language or just when some one has expressed controversial or offensive opinions.
Thats just TYPICAL of you, Hilary... ALWAYS DEFENDING MUGABE

megadeth treatment 

The act of engaging in violent sex with a woman, accompanied by megadeth music, in an effort to get her to relax, and loosen up her usually solemn demeanor. Used in reference to very attractive, though cold and detached women.
Hey did you meet Shannon from HR? She could really use the megadeth treatment.
megadeth treatment by Johann Faust December 11, 2008

megadeth 

The worlds state of the art speed metal band
Megadeth is the greatest band ever
megadeth by TheNuke January 29, 2003

MegadetH 

The world's state-of-the-art Thrash Metal band.
MegadetH by Drew October 27, 2003

megadeth 

A band that started in the early 80's that possess, and probably created, several of the compulsory characteristics for playing metal. E.G. - long hair, skull paraphenalia, tight jeans (preferably ripped), at least two albums with 8 (minimum) or 9 (maximum)tracks but still under 50 minutes long.
RUST IN PEACE IS THE BEST OLD-SKOOL METAL ALBUM. nu-metal is gay.
megadeth by oblivion cunt October 13, 2003

Megadeath 

A form of hellish torture and execution. The act of continuously putting one to death and reviving them so as to experience death repeatedly.
Child rapists should be put to megadeath.
Megadeath by Juan Perfecto August 15, 2022