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Muffy Puffs 

Muffy puffs-a group of hot chicks playing trivia with swollen vaginas at a local pub
Look at that table of hot muffy puffs.
I bet they win tonight
Muffy Puffs by Country K October 29, 2017
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Muffy Imeasy 

n. A generic term that describes any bland, vapid female, like a flight attendant or sorority girl. Her significant other is named "Johnny Package."
Whoah! Check out Johnny Package and Muffy Imeasy over there at the GAP.
The day at school when students are allowed to wear their own casual clothes as opposed to the regulated school uniforms.
"Mufty Day"
mufty by Stonkfire December 3, 2003

Muffy Crosswire 

A selfish, spoiled rich monkey from the children's television show, Arthur. She is very fashionable, stubborn, beautiful, and extremely wealthy. Even though Muffy is all of these things, she is very misunderstood. She boasts confidence when on the inside, she lacks the confidence she shows to her fellow third grade classmates. In addition to that, she happens to be friendly when she feels compelled to and genuinely cares about her friends.

It is a rarity to be compared to Muffy Crosswire, for it can be seen as rude, but in hindsight, it is an honor to be compared to such a mature eight year old anthropomorphic monkey from one of the most beloved children's television shows of all time.
Ugh, she is so annoying, just like Muffy Crosswire, but she is also so chic and fashionable.
Muffy Crosswire by regan/muffy August 26, 2016
A mufftoo is where a woman shaves her muff and replaces the missing pubes with a tattoo. A common practice with strippers,emo girls,goth chicks and carnival people.
What I thought to be a big hairy gorilla muff shining through her sheer panties turned out to be a tribal mufftoo.
mufftoo by wolfbait51 March 7, 2011

puffy muffy

A pussy with real nice puffy cheeks and or lips.
Oh my god, that stripper has the sexiest puffy muffy I've ever seen!

To make a great camel toe, a girl needs a real puffy muffy.
puffy muffy by PapaGMP August 21, 2008