When a guy is eating out his lady counterpart's muff
- typically one who is not completely shaved - which would give the strongest visual image of the word's description.
"Last night I got my muffstache on with your sister."
The act of finger fucking a vagina, then wiping the still moist finger(s) on a persons upper lip.
"Hey Boobie, I just finger banged Nichole in the kitchen, then gave Munday a stinky muffstache"
The style in which a female trims her bush. Variations include but are not limited to pencil muff-stache(landing strip), handlebar muff-stache(well-styled), and Fu Manchu/Walrus muff-stache(needs attention).
Dude 1: What's with the lobster face dude?
Dude 2: I've got a mean rugburn from goin down on your mom last night. She needs to trim her *muff-stache...seriously dude.
*In this example, muff-stache could be substituted with Fu Manchu or Walrus.
1. The small mustache known to be on a trimmed muffin
*Hence the word Muff-tache.*
2. the bunch of crumbs a man gets on his huge mustache after eating a good muffin.
*the muffin in this definition does not refer to the muffin in the last definiton*
1. -Dude 1: Hey!, have you seen Jane's Muffstache?!
-Dude 2: Who hasn't?!
-Dude 3: Oh is that the Jane with a hitler looking mufftache?
2. Jack: Man i thought everyone was checking me out until they told me i had crumbs in my mustache!
Bob: Yea, i hate having a Muffstache! its such a mojo
A word for female pubic hair.
Girl: "Lets fuck!"
Guy: "First shave your muffstache"
a large patch of hair that grows on the upper lip of butch women who eat a lot of vagina.
nice muffstache juli!
After eating out a woman's vagina the eater has some of her pubes stuck to their upper lip.
Linda Evans: "Ohh baby that felt sooo good!"
Tony Danza: "You're welcome."
Linda Evans: "Looks like you got yourself a muffstache though."
The taming of a woman's pubic hair into an elegant 70's style moustache. When done correctly, it should resemble a butterfly with a big sanchez 'stache and a sombrero.
A really good band name is Muffstache.