| 1. | Stikk | ||
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Half of the world's baddass ninja team, StikkMuffn, which was established in 2010.
Stikk is the chief half of the duo, though are almost always fight together. Stikk enjoys reversing her enemies evilness with a series of tones to redirect their harmful mindset and correcting their thoughts to the path of peace. Stikk is also brilliant with sneaking up on her enemies through any sort of conditions. The name Stikk originated long long ago when a boy decided to nickname his best friend, who went on to achieve greatness. This name has sense been placed upon any willing servant of peace. Stikk was dubbed with her name, Stikk, when she became a badass ninja. Stikk will continue to serve her people, and distribute peace to the world with her loyal sidekick, Muffn, for all eternity. Forever, StikkMuffn! Stikk saved the day when she convinced the rapist that he no longer wanted to have sex, but instead, to be peaceful.
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| 2. | stoner clause | ||
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every year on 4/19 Stoner Clause travels to young stoner's homes and fills they're empty altoids tins with weed, ready for when they wake up on 4/20 "Mommy, how come Stoner Clause always gives me less weed then he gives Johnny?"
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| 3. | muffin-top | ||
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Muffin-top: When someone's fat spills out of their tight, or too low cut for their figure pants and hangs over the sides like a muffin. This phenomema usually occurs in tandem with what is supposed to be a belly shirt, but becomes a reason for someone else to start a diet.
That muffin-top over there makes me wanna puke...I think I wanna go to the gym today.
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| 4. | Muffin Top Factor | ||
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(MTF) The degree to which abdominal material protrudes from the beltline. When posting ads, online experts agree that including your Muffin Top Factor -- or "MTF" is the right thing to do. Simply measure the inches in a vertical manner from the top of your beltline to where the shade stops and you've got your MTF.
Examples of PROPER use:
1. So, I grabbed a tape measure to determine the degree to which my abdomen protrudes from my beltline -- you know, my Muffin Top Factor -- and it was an "MTF:7." Pass me the beer. 2. So, I grabbed a tape measure to determine the degree to which my abdomen protrudes from my beltline -- you know, my Muffin Top Factor -- and it was an "MTF:0." Pass me a carrot. Examples of IMPROPER use: 1. So, I couldn't help myself, but I had to come over here and tell you I think your MTF is REALLY hot. 2. Hey, look, Dude! We have matching MTFs! |
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| 5. | MuffnCuffs | ||
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A female who is either in handcuffs or enjoys being handcuffed for sexual pleasure, foreplay and/or role-playing. I got so drunk last night with that MuffnCuffs I can't remember if I unlocked the handcuffs or if I just left her cuffed to her bed.
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| 6. | Muff in Cuffs | ||
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A female who is either in handcuffs or enjoys being handcuffed for sexual pleasure, foreplay and/or role-playing. I got so drunk last night with that Muff in Cuffs I can't remember if I unlocked the handcuffs or if I just left her cuffed to her bed.
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| 7. | Courtz | ||
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A silly girl known as bambi who thinks she's a cute bunny rabbit and is never wrong. That Courtz thinks she's a bunny rabbit. What a crazy girl!
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