Muffinchops

Similar to the famed Muttonchops of the 19th century, Muffinchops are tufts of hair grown thick and long by males as a sign of economic, social, or marital status. The difference between the ancient and modern version is location - Muffinchops appear on the back of the neck instead of the cheeks of the face. So named because of their tendency to curl in two opposing waves like the top of a grilled muffin, they are usually hidden under the longer rear strands of the classic Camaro Mullet so as to identify the bearer only to those who gain intimacy with the subject, usually by admiring his Lynyrd Skynyrd/Def Leppard sleeveless t-shirt or Chevy-emblem wifebeater. Most Muffinchops produce a scent quite similar to that of an un-scrubbed human taint, largely due to similarities in follicle size and absorbency. Widely considered to be a favorable mating characteristic, this is probably the origin of the related terms 'Taint-neck' and 'Spatchback' which outsiders use to identify the common Chopsman in his natural habitat.

While waiting in line at McDonalds at the local truckstop, Edna Mae Sally Jessy Raphael Phillips caught a whiff of Jimbob's pungent Muffinchops and couldn't resist asking him if he had an extra dollar she could borrow to get another Big Mac Value Meal. Twelve years later she has paid him back with eleven children and a beastly gut-flap big enough to conceal a spare track tire for his Camaro.

Muffinchops by Spanky MacKockleberry May 28, 2009

mudmuncher 

one who farts bubbles and tries to pop them with their mouth

you double crossing mudmuncher

mudmuncher by wheelchair1 November 28, 2010

muffmuncher 

a practitioner of cunnilingus

lesbians are nothing but a bunch of muffmunchers

muffmuncher by noway jose August 30, 2003

muff munch

One who likes to go down on, eat, and somewhat munch the genitals of a female.

I'm so into pussy, I'd muff munch your mum anyday.

muff munch by danny May 14, 2003

Muffpunch 

It is a punch to the crotch area, mostly of a chick but also applies to a dude getting punched in the same area for acting like a woman.

Sam, my roommate, was complaining about how loud we were last night, so he received a muffpunch.

Muffpunch by Rpatter6 January 5, 2011

muff-munch 

a hyphenated, slang alliteration term used to describe the act of one 'munching' on one's vagina. in other words licking someone out.

I'd like to give you a muff-munch :P

muff-munch by na na na naaaaa December 11, 2009

muffincheese 

1.a word used to describe anger

2.when a muffin is fully matured, it starts to secreet cheese(mold)

1.oh muffincheese, i dropped the cake!

2. ahhhh, there is muffincheese in my pocket!!

muffincheese by firetruckwithamustache February 13, 2010