muffless man

Man who gets no muff

Derek gets no muff thusly he is the muffless man.

Do you know the mufflessman? The muffless man, the muffless man? Oh do you know the muffless man? He never gets the vag.

muffless man by olleitiv December 20, 2013

Molly Mufflers 

two small earphone type things that are to be placed in the ears to muffle out the sound of the cockatoo circling, cackling, "hey boss!", woman in your office!

Here she comes, everybody put in your molly mufflers!

Molly Mufflers by foshizzlemynizzle1234 May 21, 2011

muffles 

the monatary unit used at waffle house.

Dude, im outta muffles and i just ordered like 50 waffles!

muffles by chaosdude52 November 25, 2011

muffles 

term of endearment given to a co-worker, usually the smartest, always the most fun, and often the best looking person in the company.

nickname given to an abnormally strong man from someone with a severe lisp.

Tonight is going to suck unless muffles comes.

Muffles at my last job was not as fun as our muffles.

muffles by manny_ortiz September 9, 2009

Mufflers 

The people who try to talk to you while you have headphones in

Mufflers: *blah blah blah*
You: What did you say
Mufflers: I said could you help me clean

Mufflers by myrrealname March 14, 2019