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11.
(verb)
When in a public bathroom one takes a wad of toilet paper (shit tickets); and holds it over ones asshole to hide the explosive fart and or shit that is about to rumble the bowl.This act can save one much embarrasment especially on a first date or while visiting the in laws at their tiny camper.

Be cautious a muffler may be a bit messier than the standard crap, but may be used in emergencies with guaranteed results.
ex 1.)*noun - Once in the bathroom,I decided to use a muffler after holding in that fart the whole way to his apartment.
ex 2.)* verb - Joe put a muffler on his tailpipe so his mother in law would not be offended by his morning dump.
by Juliagoolia August 20, 2005
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1.
The. Muffler is the act of stuffing a girls panties into her anus, while she is asleep, leaving any air that escapes her anus, muffled.
" That drunk slut passed out after a hard ass pounding, so I couldn't resist giving her a nice muffler, her tiny little g-string fit right in her gaping hole"
by BBawesome August 20, 2011
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2.
A very hairy pussy
Yo dude, you see the size of that muffler on that broad??
by Keegs February 11, 2004
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3.
A cushy office seat designed to muffle your farts
Nobody can hear me farting in my cubical because I have a pretty good muffler.
by skidmarx88 April 14, 2011
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4.
A device attached to the muzzle of a firearm to muffle the sound of firing.
My hood, illustrious; marvelous rap, screw-on mufflers. -Raekwon
by Megabruh June 05, 2010
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5.
A man used as a cover for a lesbian. Think of it as a buffer for her carpet munching tendencies
Your dad is a real muffler, eh?
by irascio December 14, 2007
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6.
1. A mechanism put on cars to lower the intensity of the sound otherwise produced.
2. One who engages in licking a woman's vagina.
3. Quite possibly THE most fun word to say in the entire english language.
1. I took off the muffler on my car and now it doesn't sound like some pussy owns it anymore!
2. (some things are better left unsaid).
3. Say it like you mean it. Muff. lir. Muffler. MUFFLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by dragonlordsals July 19, 2004
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7.
The process of preventing your female partners orgasmic groans from becoming too loud by applying another females genitalia to her mouth, hence muffling the moans.
- "Darling we've had noise complaints from the neighbours about your orgasmic moanings, how about we ask your twin sister if she'd like to do a spot of muffling?"

- "Dude, my missus is so loud when we get it on that I have to apply a muffler, which is pretty much a win win for me!!"
by Stu-muffler November 12, 2009
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