When in a public bathroom one takes a wad of toilet paper (shit tickets); and holds it over ones asshole to hide the explosive fart and or shit that is about to rumble the bowl.This act can save one much embarrasment especially on a first date or while visiting the in laws at their tiny camper.
Be cautious a muffler may be a bit messier than the standard crap, but may be used in emergencies with guaranteed results.
ex 2.)* verb - Joe put a muffler on his tailpipe so his mother in law would not be offended by his morning dump.
2. One who engages in licking a woman's vagina.
3. Quite possibly THE most fun word to say in the entire english language.
2. (some things are better left unsaid).
3. Say it like you mean it. Muff. lir. Muffler. MUFFLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!