A member of the female sex who adorns herself prodominantly in clothing too small for herself, creating an effect of her figure spilling out over the top of her pants, resembling the top of a muffin. Muffin tops are generally unaware of their condition, and typically even believe that they are MORE attractive than non-muffin tops. These females are very easily spotted in nearly all social events, and the muffin tops even parade themselves about in a way to advertise their willingness to participate in sexual activity with willing members of BOTH sexes. Most of the time, muffin tops can be found in the pressence of and under the influence of alcohol and other substances.
"look at jessica, in those pants she is a total muffin top, they must be at least 2 sizes too small, and her fat stomache is spilling out all over the place!"
top of a penis.
i drilled a soft muffintop last night and i feel great.
a nasty situation when an overweight girl wears tight pants or shorts accompanied with a tight or short shirt creating the appearance of a muffin being baked on top of her belt line
That chick needs to wear baggier clothes so you can't see her muffin top
when a girl has pants on that are like 3 sizes to small and there fat hang over the edge. It really doesnt help when they wear tight shirts that hug your skin so your muffin tops hang out of the bottom.
"SICK, Look at Marks girlfriends muffintops. He must like muffins, cause thats NASTYYY."
the fat that hangs over to tight jeans, forming the look a like of the top of a muffin.
jane: ugg, did you see sally's muffin tops
becky: yay that girl needs new jeans!
A mound of public hair, typically female, that has not been shaven or trimmed in a long time, resulting in a poof of hair resembling the top of a muffin. Can be either when naked, or spilling out from behind underwear around the edges.
I was with her sister the other night, and talk about hirsute - when she dropped her jeans, BAM! There was her muffintop in all its 70's porn-like glory. I was afraid I would chafe if I was on top of her, so I had to do her from behind.
when a woman is wearing a short top and tight jeans, a roll of fat can be seen that looks like the top of a muffin.
only very fit women, without any fat, can wear these tops without looking ugly.
'i was in town yeaterday and i saw a bunch of tarts
wearing muffin tops. it was fucking gross.'