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A member of the female sex who adorns herself prodominantly in clothing too small for herself, creating an effect of her figure spilling out over the top of her pants, resembling the top of a muffin. Muffin tops are generally unaware of their condition, and typically even believe that they are MORE attractive than non-muffin tops. These females are very easily spotted in nearly all social events, and the muffin tops even parade themselves about in a way to advertise their willingness to participate in sexual activity with willing members of BOTH sexes. Most of the time, muffin tops can be found in the pressence of and under the influence of alcohol and other substances.
"look at jessica, in those pants she is a total muffin top, they must be at least 2 sizes too small, and her fat stomache is spilling out all over the place!"
by Mike Clark February 12, 2006
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an unattractive marketing mistake that occurs when a girl or woman, typically but not necessarily an overweight or obese one, wears low rise jeans that do not fit properly and push up the excess abdominal fat as a result (originally Australian, so called because it resembles a baked muffin spilling over it's paper)
That girl needs to attend to that muffin top of hers.
by The Return of Light Joker March 01, 2008
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A roll of fat that spills over the top of one's pants.
Ew! Is it me, or did Mary get a heck of a muffin top? I can't even see the the zipper of her pants!
by browntrousers February 21, 2009
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When the pants or skirt someone is wearing is to tight (bought 2 years ago) and fat hangs over the top. Making you look like a muffin.
Look at that girl! She has a muffin top and she looks like a whore!
by Ashlee Irene December 28, 2005
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1. the part of the muffin that is above the paper. it grows when it bakes, so the part that extends above the paper and overflows get cooked more, so it is slightly harder and full of flavor. it is the most valued part of the muffin.

2. also known as "love handles." it is where your sides adjacent to your stomach stick out past your belt fastened around your waist. the overflow of the love handles slightly resembles the overflow of the muffin top on a muffin.
1. some colleges spoil their students during finals week by selling "muffin tops" instead of full muffins, so as not to waste valuable batter, since most people eat the top and throw away the rest anyways.

2. i was feeling a little chub-chub, and when i looked in the mirror, i noticed my love handles had grown. they bulged above my belt and i admiringly called them my muffin tops.
by athor September 23, 2008
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when a person is so fat that some fat rolls over the top of their pants. it is women and MEN TOO!
if your fat rolls over stretchy pants then you are REALLY REALLY FAT and you really need to lose that muffin top.
by lrn_strn15 January 05, 2010
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When a female has on really tight low rider jeans and her fat is bulging out at the waist. Looking like the top of a muffin
The girl's jeans are way to tight her fat looks like a muffin top.
by Camrin2Fresh July 02, 2008
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