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a physical trait particularly on a femal body
austin is wearing that whoreish top and his muffin top is flabbing out
by flavor ice July 25, 2010
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Man: Dang man! Did you see that girl at the club?

Friend: You talking about that one in the J Lo jeans?

Man: Ya! Dat bitch had a fat puss you could see from the side, a straight muffin top ass hoe!!!
by Da Real Muffin Man May 05, 2010
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A mound of public hair, typically female, that has not been shaven or trimmed in a long time, resulting in a poof of hair resembling the top of a muffin. Can be either when naked, or spilling out from behind underwear around the edges.
I was with her sister the other night, and talk about hirsute - when she dropped her jeans, BAM! There was her muffintop in all its 70's porn-like glory. I was afraid I would chafe if I was on top of her, so I had to do her from behind.
by Jimmy from the Ville February 13, 2010
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Muffin Top: The disgusting amount of flab which one cannot keep holstered within one's pants. Mainly needs a makeshift brace/belt of some sort. See also: Muffin Man; Weightloss; Disgrace to ones bakery.
Overly tight jeans with no excess room. Flab overflowing from top of pants; Muffin Top
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When you wear tight pants and your fat pours out over the waistline of your jeans.
"Ew, I have such a large muffin top."
by Miss frosty May 06, 2015
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