usually a 'muffin' is someone who looks like they're dipping (i.e., they have their tongue pushing out the lower lip region by the gum), and is incapable of independent thought.

muffin food is different entirely, and, afaict not remotely like what you lot call muffins. delicious often.

then there's tasty muffin -- nice arse. also frequently delicious.
e.g.: 'you are such a fucking muffin' to someone who has just totaled a classic ford by reversing into a crowd of wasted people who leaped out of the way so the vehicle could lose most of its boot to a fight with a fence post.
#muffin #idiot #arse #food #morons #dipping
by anders_dog January 27, 2008
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A girls vagina - Many different kinds like blueberry (shaved), buttered (with cum), and many more.
Hey baby, can I butter your muffin?
by o.O April 20, 2005
One of the greatest words on the planet. This word can be used for anythin (see example)
Insult: "You Stupid muffin"
Compliment: "Hey, Nice muffins"
Self Respect: "I am the muffin king"
Insult Yourself: "I am the worlds biggest muffin"
by nobody important March 03, 2004
a delicious and fluffy treat that comes in many flavours
dutch chocolate muffin
by muffinist November 10, 2003
A really good bakery item-thing. This is probally the only definition for a edible muffin. (Don't you dare say pussy!) I like to paint muffins.
I was a muffin for Halloween, and some crazy old guy tried to eat me.
by Kirug January 05, 2005
A sympathetic name for someone.
"Aww is muffin sad?"
by Shawna December 07, 2004
A game consisting of a group of guys circle jerking onto a muffin which is located in the center of said circle jerk. Players compete by jerking their member until they ejaculate their "frosting" on the muffin. The last jerker to frost the muffin receives the pleasure of eating said muffin, along with all its frosty goodness.
Tom: I'm bored
Kyle: I have an idea! lets play muffin!!!
Grant: Absolutely!
#mufin #jerk #jerking #ejaculate #circle jerk #fun games #gay #bob #bob saget #saget
by Corey Ellison March 04, 2008
a delicious but awkwardly naked cupcake. muffins usually try to make up for their embarrassing lack of frosting by being filled with yummy treats like chocolate chips or blueberries. when eating a muffin, do not comment on the lack of frosting, for muffins tend to be self-conscious about this.
"I wish this muffin had frosting!"
"Shhh! You're hurting it's feelings!"
#cupcake #delicious #baked goods #yummy #treat
by justtakethenamealready! January 08, 2010
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