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1.a fat person with their disquisting blubber bulging out of the sides of their pants just like a muffin.

2.a tasty treat that is enjoyed by everyone.

3.talking snacks.
1.Dude,that muffin is feeling her muffin.
2.yum, this muffin is muffinlicious.
3.Oh em geez that muffin said something to me
by your muffin August 04, 2007
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1.
A girls vagina - Many different kinds like blueberry (shaved), buttered (with cum), and many more.
Hey baby, can I butter your muffin?
by o.O April 20, 2005
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2.
One of the greatest words on the planet. This word can be used for anythin (see example)
Insult: "You Stupid muffin"
Compliment: "Hey, Nice muffins"
Self Respect: "I am the muffin king"
Insult Yourself: "I am the worlds biggest muffin"
by nobody important March 03, 2004
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3.
a delicious and fluffy treat that comes in many flavours
dutch chocolate muffin
by muffinist November 10, 2003
1627 749
 
4.
A really good bakery item-thing. This is probally the only definition for a edible muffin. (Don't you dare say pussy!) I like to paint muffins.
I was a muffin for Halloween, and some crazy old guy tried to eat me.
by Kirug January 05, 2005
759 514
 
5.
A sympathetic name for someone.
"Aww is muffin sad?"
by Shawna December 07, 2004
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6.
A game consisting of a group of guys circle jerking onto a muffin which is located in the center of said circle jerk. Players compete by jerking their member until they ejaculate their "frosting" on the muffin. The last jerker to frost the muffin receives the pleasure of eating said muffin, along with all its frosty goodness.
Tom: I'm bored
Kyle: I have an idea! lets play muffin!!!
Grant: Absolutely!
by Corey Ellison March 04, 2008
218 102
 
7.
Delicious personal cakes. They come in many flavors like blueberry and chocolate!
Muffins are good. I ate one.
by Coasterboi March 13, 2008
173 82