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Term denoting a female; usually of mixed or mediterrainean ethinicity that wears a full head of very curly, very pastry-like hair.
'Chelsey Clinton' looks like a straight 'muffin'. Or; 'I'm going to the coffee shop to pick up some java and a muffin'. Also; 'Don't wear that jacket tonite, you'll be straight 'muffed up'...'
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a term that means excellent, cool, groovy, rad, awesome, tubular, neat, etc.

Started in 2005 by a guy from New Orleans after eating one of those giant Otis Spunkmeyer blueberry muffins. The muffin was so awesomely delicious it was decided at that very moment that anything that was awesome could and would be called "muffin". Anyone who has eaten one of those muffins can totally relate.
Hey, check out my tricked out '64 Mustang. It's lower to the ground with twice pipes, candy-apple red and a rag top. Oooo, clean!

Dude, your ride is sooo muffin!
by G Buddy C June 02, 2010

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a young female's vagina, most often shaven. The word was once used by Steven Tyler (Aerosmith) in the 'Walk This Way' hit song. It's still popular among its greatest fans.
Ya ain't seen nothing til ya down on a muffin.
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A chick who wears tight pants and small shirts so her belly hangs out like a muffin top.
I can't believe you hit that, she is a total Muffin
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when a girl got big tits
yo did you see that bitch wit those boss muffins
by Anthony Garza November 03, 2006

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1. A tasty food.

2. An insult to a fat person.

3. Girls Breasts and/or Vagina and/or butt

4. A term of endearment

5. A name for the fat hanging from the stomach-hip area, mostly made when wearing clothing to tight and small.

6. A bad hair day, mostly when the hair is curly and everywhere, kinda looks like a muffin.

7. A synonym for ugly (since some people wrongly assume that Muffins are ugly cupcakes, they also use it to mean ugly for people)

8. A Demi-Goddess in the Church of Breakfast. Main follower being the Mistress of Muffins.
1. Dude, this muffin tastes great! Did you bake more?

2. That girl's a total muffin! Look, she has fat rolls!

3. "Nice Muffins"(Breasts) "Can I butter your muffin?" (Vagina) and "I want to spank her muffin!" (butt)

4. I love you, Muffin

5. Those pants give her a total muffin!

6. Dude, you have muffin hair.

7. Dude she is so muffin why would you wanna date her?

8. Hail the Muffin Goddess, Demi Goddess in the Church of Breakfast.
by MelodyMoose January 07, 2011

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codename for marijuana
Pothead #1: Dude lets go bake some muffins after school at my house

Pothead #2: okay
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1. A pothead's way of saying "nothin".
2. Shortened version of mother fucking.
1. Dude: Hey what you doing?
Pothead: Muffin... *laughs uncontrollably*

2. Dude: Hey I just smoked all your weed.
Pothead: You muffin bitch! Now I have muffin else to smoke.
by D-Suicide May 20, 2008

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