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126.
Term denoting a female; usually of mixed or mediterrainean ethinicity that wears a full head of very curly, very pastry-like hair.
'Chelsey Clinton' looks like a straight 'muffin'. Or; 'I'm going to the coffee shop to pick up some java and a muffin'. Also; 'Don't wear that jacket tonite, you'll be straight 'muffed up'...'
by Eon Books March 23, 2007
 
134.
a noun describing a suburban area caucasian woman with a household annual income greater $250,000.00 and overall assets of one million.
westin woman are in the muffin club
by SwannyPower June 09, 2005
 
135.
(n)- A certain teacher of Ancient Greek at a certain summer camp for talented youth in a certain Amish city in Pennsylvania.

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God, the Greek Freaks are getting really scary with their incessant muffin stalking!
by The Muffettes January 28, 2005
 
136.
A muffin is someone who is totally dense, kinda slow, stupid, and is the constant source of jokes.
Ryder asked Anna out, ha! She's way too good for him. Then he asked who Hitler was. WHAT A MUFFIN!
by Brittany October 11, 2003
 
137.
a muffin is a vagina it sprouts when it get real hot and wet.
my girlfriends muffin was squirting at me letting me know its ready
by Big JUls August 22, 2004
 
138.
a name for the part of ones body where your back makes an ass of its self and splits into two sections. Commonly referred to as "butt"
Her muffin butt is so cute
by Blackmeowcat July 14, 2004
 
139.
When someone is bitching/complaining about something unessesarily.
Joe: Ow, the cat just scratched me.
Jill: Awwwwwwwww, muffffinnnnnnn.
by Charon October 13, 2004
 
140.
muffins are just ugly cupcakes
man: those muffins were delicious!

man 2: no they weren't.

man: yeah, they were.

man 2: no, they weren't. ugly cupcakes are not delicious.

man: "falls over dead."
by cheese_cake. (: December 31, 2008