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126.
Term denoting a female; usually of mixed or mediterrainean ethinicity that wears a full head of very curly, very pastry-like hair.
'Chelsey Clinton' looks like a straight 'muffin'. Or; 'I'm going to the coffee shop to pick up some java and a muffin'. Also; 'Don't wear that jacket tonite, you'll be straight 'muffed up'...'
by Eon Books March 23, 2007
 
8.
Can be used after swear words to make them less severe. The seriousness of the explietive and the sheer niceness of the word "muffin" cancel each other out, and the recipient of the full phrase will know that the explietive is not being used entirely seriously.
You just ate the last ice cream, you complete and utter cuntmuffin!
by Tom May 01, 2005
 
9.
a delicious but awkwardly naked cupcake. muffins usually try to make up for their embarrassing lack of frosting by being filled with yummy treats like chocolate chips or blueberries. when eating a muffin, do not comment on the lack of frosting, for muffins tend to be self-conscious about this.
"I wish this muffin had frosting!"
"Shhh! You're hurting it's feelings!"
by justtakethenamealready! January 08, 2010
 
10.
the cutest most adorable huggable squeeshable thing ever. can refer to puppies, boyfriends, best friends, etc...
mario is such a muffin!
by fancy granola November 15, 2005
 
11.
Muffins are muffins, there's nuthin like muffins;
You just can't beat muffins, no other will do...
If you don't like muffins then you are a puffin,
So try ENGLISH muffins, 'cos they'll have to do.

Blueberry, Cinnamon, Chocolate or Plain,
Raisin and Apple (the weird ones in Spain),
Muffins are heaven, the Muffin Man's king,
and ITS NOT A RUDE WORD! Its an innocent thing. X)
"Muffins are yummy." "You need a life..."
by The Muffin Mans Wifey September 01, 2006
 
12.
A chick who wears tight pants and small shirts so her belly hangs out like a muffin top.
I can't believe you hit that, she is a total Muffin
by Industrialprophet.com November 16, 2002
 
13.
a term that means excellent, cool, groovy, rad, awesome, tubular, neat, etc.

Started in 2005 by a guy from New Orleans after eating one of those giant Otis Spunkmeyer blueberry muffins. The muffin was so awesomely delicious it was decided at that very moment that anything that was awesome could and would be called "muffin". Anyone who has eaten one of those muffins can totally relate.
Hey, check out my tricked out '64 Mustang. It's lower to the ground with twice pipes, candy-apple red and a rag top. Oooo, clean!

Dude, your ride is sooo muffin!
by G Buddy C June 02, 2010
 
14.
a young female's vagina, most often shaven. The word was once used by Steven Tyler (Aerosmith) in the 'Walk This Way' hit song. It's still popular among its greatest fans.
Ya ain't seen nothing til ya down on a muffin.
by trank April 15, 2008