A muffin is basically a hippie / granola type / tree hugger. Think activism, veganism, and green party. That's a muffin.
by ALT62niner October 10, 2005
the act of making out by a bakery while unknowingly getting remnants of black eyeliner on one's face. one usually returns from this event to tell others that this mysterious black smudge is surely from the BBQ cookout earlier in the evening, or perhaps, it was the stamp from Jenkinsons nightclub that so often rubs off one's hand onto one's face at some point in the night.
by Alyssa Celeste November 06, 2007
by Philip October 28, 2003
Term denoting a female; usually of mixed or mediterrainean ethinicity that wears a full head of very curly, very pastry-like hair.
'Chelsey Clinton' looks like a straight 'muffin'. Or; 'I'm going to the coffee shop to pick up some java and a muffin'. Also; 'Don't wear that jacket tonite, you'll be straight 'muffed up'...'
by Eon Books March 23, 2007
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by JewBag October 31, 2003
by Princess Cherry February 20, 2003