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72. muffin
In the act of going down on a womans pussie similar to Muff Diving
My mum caught me muffin
by Mick Mar 11, 2005 add a video
1. muffin
A girls vagina - Many different kinds like blueberry (shaved), buttered (with cum), and many more.
Hey baby, can I butter your muffin?
by o.O Apr 20, 2005 add a video
2. muffin
One of the greatest words on the planet. This word can be used for anythin (see example)
Insult: "You Stupid muffin"
Compliment: "Hey, Nice muffins"
Self Respect: "I am the muffin king"
Insult Yourself: "I am the worlds biggest muffin"
by nobody important Mar 3, 2004 add a video
3. muffin
a delicious and fluffy treat that comes in many flavours
dutch chocolate muffin
by muffinist Nov 10, 2003 add a video
4. muffin
A really good bakery item-thing. This is probally the only definition for a edible muffin. (Don't you dare say pussy!) I like to paint muffins.
I was a muffin for Halloween, and some crazy old guy tried to eat me.
by Kirug Jan 5, 2005 add a video
5. Muffin
A sympathetic name for someone.
"Aww is muffin sad?"
by Shawna Dec 7, 2004 add a video
6. muffin
Can be used after swear words to make them less severe. The seriousness of the explietive and the sheer niceness of the word "muffin" cancel each other out, and the recipient of the full phrase will know that the explietive is not being used entirely seriously.
You just ate the last ice cream, you complete and utter cuntmuffin!
by Tom May 1, 2005 add a video
7. muffin
a delicious but awkwardly naked cupcake. muffins usually try to make up for their embarrassing lack of frosting by being filled with yummy treats like chocolate chips or blueberries. when eating a muffin, do not comment on the lack of frosting, for muffins tend to be self-conscious about this.
"I wish this muffin had frosting!"
"Shhh! You're hurting it's feelings!"
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