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a puppet character from a British children's tv programme of the 1950s
we all love muffin, muffin the mule.
by Dunky Oggins October 28, 2003
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rape cunnilingus, or cunnilingus against the will
Oi kev, stop that at once! muffin the mule is strictly illegal
by theWestHamfan October 26, 2003
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