mulfinger 

to be great at something and to always rise above.

Steve tried to play guitar but hes no mulfinger.

mulfinger by Farrand March 11, 2007

Mudfinger 

The unfortunate result of ones finger breaking through toilet paper while wiping. Usually this is a result of inferior toilet paper.

Gus: Hey Peabody have you been working in the garden again? it looks like you got dirt under your nails.
Peabody: Geez errr that's just Mudfinger, Clarice needs to stop buying our tp at the five and dime, that shit is see-through.

Mudfinger by qochaka February 2, 2015

muffiner

when a large polar bear eats a lot of animals out in the woods he starts to become enomrous and explodes

Steven OMFG, i saw a gawddamn muffiner yesterday it was the coolest shit ever !

muffiner by H.P. Browning October 5, 2008

mississippi mudfinger 

Same as wet waldo. Sticking your hand down the back of someone's pants and violating their anal orifice with your finger.

The lights went out in the elevator, so I grabbed the girl next to me and slipped her the Mississippi Mudfinger.

mississippi mudfinger by Stan B. August 31, 2003

mudfugger 

a quick way of saying mother fucker, just say it out load and see

Piss off you mudfugger

mudfugger by Mr sirius October 19, 2005

Mufflinger 

A catapult-type thing that you can use to fling muffins everywhere! Basically a muffin flinger! :)

Hey, I brought my mufflinger, now let’s fling some muffins!

Mufflinger by Frost byte :) July 10, 2019

muffineer 

A girl so loose with her sexual proclivities that she could fit the top of a muffin into her vagina simply by sitting on it.

Dang, she was with Bob last week, but yesterday I saw her leaving Dan's place. That girl is a total muffineer!

muffineer by epilepticmozzy February 27, 2010