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11. muffed
This is when a woman has been given pleasure by her partner through oral sex.
Man, have you ever muffed a girl?
by John Tong Apr 22, 2005 add a video
1. muffed
another use for fucked up
Damn your ass got muffed up
2. Muffed
Verb (past tense): To lightly or forcefully push the back of someone's head whether aggressively or as a gesture of endearment.
That bitch just muffed me.
3. Muffed
Another word for fucked.
"I broke a chicks spine doing her doggy style."
"Dude, that's MUFFED".
4. muffed
to high five someone's face aggressively
damn! he just muffed the bartender!
5. muffed
to expose one's muff, as in a vaginal flashing.
I muffed the sprinkler man when I accidentally left the blinds open before my shower.
6. Muffed
A term describing something or someone is fucked up, but in a polite way, specifically, in public.
Dude, the other day, he tried something out and it was completely muffed up!
7. muffed
when someone sitting on a piece of furniture (couch) farts and stays sitting down (not getting up at all) causing the fart to be held within the furniture
Broski why does this chair smell like ass???

oh Elaine muffed...
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