muffdive 

(slang) To perform cunnilingus on or to have coitus with a woman.

I bought her a drink, and she said "Let's go to my place and you can muffdive me all night long."

muffdive by Robert E. Porter April 3, 2006

muffdive 

To descend upon the muff(s) in question in a thermally ascending manner, partaking with great ravishment of the toe belonging to ruminant mammals of the genus Camelus. This will usually cause the aforementhioned muff to quiver most uncontrollably while exuding large amounts of succulent lubricating liquids.

Muffdiving was solely a gentlemans sport until the last century.

muffdive by pimp0r January 19, 2004

Muffdiver 

A muffdiver is someone who will go down on a muff.

“I heard Brandon went down on Cameron’s muff the other day.”

“I never knew he was a muffdiver.”

Muffdiver by CabbagePinch July 6, 2018

muffdiver 

One who gives oral sex to a vagina. Generally female.
Syn: lesbian, dyke, etc

That chick so butch, I betchu she a damn muffdiver

muffdiver by wulf February 15, 2003

DIRTY MUFFRIDER 

ONE WHO IS A RIDER OF STACEYS DIRTY MUFF

LOOK AT SHANE E(AKA SHAWN) HE IS THE ULTIMATE DIRTY MUFFRIDER

DIRTY MUFFRIDER by staceyandshawnhavegotitgoinon January 10, 2011

collegiate muffdiver 

A pseudo-les, always young and middle-class.

Best if she is actually going to college, but the term applies to any young, middle-class female who is just passing thru the lesbian experience.

Extra points if she angles for reactions from straight men. This classic c-m-d puts tongue to pussy for the thrill of telling her boy acquaintances.

Eventually the boys lose interest, so the c-m-d starts supplying actual pussy. She has moved on in life.

"She said 'my girlfriend' five times in a thirty-word sentence. Oy, dot's a collegiate muffdiver!"

collegiate muffdiver by C. T. May May 11, 2010

muffdiveology 

The study of muff diving (aka carpet munching, eating pussy).

T-bone took Muffdiveology, a 4 credit class at the porn school.

muffdiveology by jujijime December 14, 2008