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Worn by women who are embarrassed about queefing in public.
I couldn't stop queefing so I bought a muff muffler so that no one could hear it.
by V farter January 06, 2017

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an asshole that for some reason finds it necessary to prevent you from getting any cheeks.
yo dog i was tryin to have some butt sex wit dat mexican bitch yesterday at the party, but some muff muffler came out of nowhere and fucked that up. SO THEN I KILLED HIM
by tyriqfromthestreet November 12, 2009

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Worn by women who are embarrassed about queefing in public.
I couldn't stop queering so I bought a muff muffler so that no one could hear it.
by V farter January 06, 2017

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