dylan: yea, his head looks like my gf's bush!
john: yea! my moms looks like that too
dylan: how do u know?
john: um nvm. ur gf has a bush? she didnt have one when i pumped her last night.
*extremely awkward silence*
Susie: Well, i guess you can put it under my hairy vag.
Phil: Really!? Thanks, I've never been Muff Headed before!