The act of perfroming oral or mutual masterbation of the digits to a female whilst she is operating a motor vehicle.
"Dude we took a road trip last weekend and I went muff-driving in 14 different states! Buiiiiiii."
"Susan, Im super worried my parents will find out Jake was muff-driving me when I hit that tree on 7th Ave last week..."
"We just met, and this is crazy, but I'm gonna muff-drive the shit out of you."
Greatest cover band ever to think about rocking your world! Named after the world famous Toonces the driving cat skit from SNL, Toonces' Muff harnesses all the power of the driving cat's vagina!
Toonces' Muff also goes by TMuff for short.
"I'll be sure to wear 2 panties to the Toonces' Muff show tonight since the first pair is going to be soaked!"
"I sure hope Toonces' Muff will play my wedding, I really want my marriage to mean something!"
"I bet the Canaanites wouldn't have sacrificed virgins every year in order to keep the nearby lake from flooding the city if TMuff was around to rock their world."
a car characteristically driven by a chick eg a Z3. Men driving such cars are largely scorned
look at that wanker in the muff mobile.
roadhead for girls
fingerdazzler - a person(or persons) who fingers a girl while being driven in a car
fingerdazzled - getting fingered while driving
I was driving my boyfriend to work and he surpised me with fingerdazzle the whole way to his job
On the way up north with my husband he fingerdazzled me all the way to the county line.
|5.||Wakeland High School|
Founded in 2006, in Frisco TX having only one good type of sports team, yet ironically its the sport America doesnt like. Soccer. It has attracted many from around Frisco that claim they are either Frats, Bros, LAX players, and those who think Jersey Shore is the best show around. The school is filled with wannabes and nothing but cliques of punkasses and posers, and also how the kids of the school faculty are the school sluts and skanks. Not to mention the black kids who think they go hard and throw up gang signs saying "swag", "aye", and "fresh" and they claimed they grew up and had a harder life WHILE driving their Daddys BMW, or Mercedes in their new Air Jordans and Ed Hardy clothes. It seems as if though the kids that are not popular are the only ones who have their heads on straight, but even then they still act stupid.
Brendan- Hey bro, shes muff cabbage. Wanna go play some LAX later? My bro also got us some Natty lights. I might be able to break my record of 3 tonight!
Kelton- Aye ya bro, Im down. Let me do smush smush with her first, and I cant tonight, I gotta wack off to Ronnie tonight. New episode of the best show ever.
Brendan- Want a brojob instead? Also the soccer team is playing at Wakeland High School.
Kelton- Brojob sounds good brah.
This is another word for those in inform, ie the Police
I was driving in my car and got pulled over by the fuzzy muff
Being able to pleasure your woman orally. To go down on her, to eat her out. Since their are different types of girls their are also different types of cakes:chocolate cake equals eating out a black chick, Pound cake equals eating out a fat chick, etc...
Person 1: I walked in on Erick and his prom date, La Shonda, going at it. Her legs were up in the air and he was stuffing his face with cake.
Person 2: HAHA Erick is a cake eater!
Person 1: I guess he likes Chocolate Cake.