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23.
where you take a large martini glass and put a shooter (shot glass) full of vodka or any kind of liquor and surround the remaining space with whipped cream then the contestant shall put there hands behind there back and MUFF DIVE! have to get through all the whipped cream and get the shooter(shot glass) with there mouth and also get a firm grip on the shot glass with there mouth and take the liquor down.

(ADD A CHERRY AT THE TOP IF DESIRED IF NOT WELL THEM MUFF ANYWAY JUST DONT USE YOUR HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
want to become a MUFF DIVER?
heres a recipe use it as a drinking game
with your friends!

RECIPE
1 part Kahlua® coffee liqueur
1 part amaretto almond liqueur
1 part Irish cream
1 1/2 oz whipped cream
by Juma Jai February 11, 2007
 
1.
To suck pussy, eat out, lick the cat, eat the beaver. When a man or woman ( i prefer men)burries their face in a woman's hairy or bald pussy and licks her clit with random sucking here and there. A good muff diver knows to focus on the clit and suck and lick it until the woman explodes into a throbbing, wiggling ectsasy. Licking the vaginal opening and sucking on the lips occasionally is a big plus. You can take it a step further and lick the asshole to complete the mission.
That muff diver sucked my pussy so good I was climbing the wall.
by kinkyraggae February 15, 2005
 
2.
the act of making love to a womans love box with ones tongue
james was always muff diving on jo
by the guys February 16, 2004
 
3.
One who gives oral sex to a vagina. Generally female.
Syn: lesbian, dyke, etc
That chick so butch, I betchu she a damn muffdiver
by wulf February 15, 2003
 
4.
A man or woman who enjoys performing oral sex on a woman.
Portia De Rossi is an infamous muff diver.
by Tammi November 26, 2003
 
5.
one who gives oral sex to women.
Man, last night was great. he was an excellent muff diver.
by Brandi February 06, 2003
 
6.
to dive into a womans muff, ie plunge your tongue into her womanhood.
i dived some muff last night, word.
by frosty the snowman April 27, 2003
 
7.
The act of:
1) Licking carpet
2) Chowing down on box
3) Licking her other lips
Ref: South Park
"To be a lesbian I gotta chow down on this box"
by Stray Cat January 10, 2004