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Mexican toilet paper roll porn. Converse to hentai (tentacle porn). Originated when Japanese hentai artists travelled to Mexico and ate octopus burritos.
Man, that muente was hardcore.

Muente totally refreshes my bowels.

Pueblo: "Muente rocks my socks off!"
by superhotdolphinbabes69 May 29, 2012

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