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mudscuttle 

A White American who seems intent upon single-handedly making reparations for every wrong Black Americans have suffered at the hands of the White Man. The keynote characteristic of the mudscuttle is that he will reflexively ascribe nobility of character to Black folk. The mudscuttle imagines his behavior indicative of enlightened sophistication, when the behavior is instead a sinister form of prejudice in which bigotry has been replaced with intransigent advocacy. A mudscuttle boss will brazenly assign choice assignments to Blacks and turn a deaf ear to the most rational requests from Whites for parity in the workplace. It is typical of the mudscuttle to express nauseating levels of adoration for famous Black people, wildly disproportionate to actual accomplishment.
I'll never get promoted! My mudscuttle boss gave the last three promotions to Shaniqua, DeMontross and M'Kell!
mudscuttle by Mo Dixley July 21, 2011
Related Words
A plug of solid or semi-solid shit which is holding back a flood of Mississippi mud in your bowels. Usually followed by the never-ending wipe.
Once I popped my mudcork, I couldn't leave the toilet for an hour.
mudcork by b1g December 29, 2007
(Vulgar) Commonly used as intesifier

Such as: motherfucking, goddamit,Ass .....etc
Get your mufucking car back
You mufucking ass talented guy
Mufucking by Kage Maro 2008 March 9, 2015
Australian colloquial slang term Part dance-move, part seduction technique, the mudcrab involves the protagonist sidling up to unsuspecting members of the opposite sex (optional) on the dance floor, and without wasting time formally introducing themselves or initiating a civilised conversation, proceeds to bump and/or grind against them. This is generally to the dismay of the victim, unless performed during the optimal period for the manouevre, between the hours of 1 and 3am.
Can't wait to mudcrab some hotties this weekend.
Mudcrab by Fingers Stewart October 25, 2010

longjaw mudsucker 

A person that has agreed to go to an event, but every time they open their mouth there is an excuse as to why they are late and never end up making it.

The saying seems to have started in Santa Barbara during a bachelors party weekend, the longjaw mudsucker is typical from the area.
I just called Marin to see why he was late, but all I heard was excuses as to why he was late. I don't think he's going to make it, he is such a longjaw mudsucker.
longjaw mudsucker by SpekTro April 5, 2015
Term adj. Used in both a positive and negative manner as a descriptor of the person being spoken to or an object in question and also to describe ones state of frustation.
Yo mufucka you better back your ass up.
Hey homey hows ya mufuckin ass been.
Mufucka i just stumped my toe.
Aint this a mufucka.
mufucka by Justice October 15, 2002