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Mansfield Mudpuddle 

The act of having anal sex with a woman from behind while she is shitting on the man's dick. Anal sex should continue until the mudpuddle is dry. Then it becomes a Lima Lakebed.
*Best results if woman is fed a laxative.
Man, last night Womp pounded his girlfriends Mansfield mudpuddle until it became a Lima Lakebed! It was totally tubular!
Mansfield Mudpuddle by Senior Musk October 10, 2006

Iranian Mudpuddle 

Its common meaning is the sexual act of immersing your partener's face in your own pile of feces, but with a twist! You then proceed to sit on your partener's face until they suffocate and die, making this the most extreme sexual act known to man.
Did you hear about that guy who died by an Iranian Mudpuddle?

Oklahoma Mudpuddle 

Having your sexual partner drink the remaining contents of a colonoscopy.
There's nothing like an Oklahoma Mudpuddle after a hard day of work.
Oklahoma Mudpuddle by Tony D November 16, 2004

Mugpuddle 

That inevitable bit of water that collects in the indentation on the bottom of an upside-down coffee mug in the dishwasher. Mugpuddles are often contaminated with detergent residues or other unidentifiable bits.

Generally considered to be unpreventable, mugpuddle alleviation requires the use of a dish towel to prevent the re-wetting of the dry dishes in the bottom rack.
Don't jiggle the top rack! The mugpuddles will spill all over the plates!
Mugpuddle by gregor_y April 29, 2011

Oregon Mud Puddle 

Its when you are having sex with a chick and she is riding you reverse cowgirl and shits on you with explosive diarrhea and it puddles in and around your belly button.
Dude, this whore I picked up on 82nd gave me an Oregon Mud Puddle so I made her give me a rusty trombone!
Oregon Mud Puddle by BMOH April 6, 2009

Pakistani mud puddle 

to explode ones bowels via diarrhea inside the upper tank part of the toilet. this is basically the same as an upper decker, except this fills the tank with pure diarrhea. this usually occurs after consuming large amounts of various spicy and/or ethnic foods.
i just ate some extremely spicy yellow curry from jafaars middle eastern authentic cuisine restaurant, and when i get the hot sweaty spicy shits, i'm going to totally Pakistani mud puddle justin's toilet.