German Mudmask 

When you pay a prostitute to put slices of Cucumber over your eyes, and shit on your face.

Frank: "Billy got pink eye"

Billy: "How?!?"

Frank: "He bought a German Mudmask."

German Mudmask by SK1LL4XED June 15, 2011

muddaskunt 

a Guyanese way of saying "mother's cunt"

boy get you muddaskunt

muddaskunt by badbitchesonline February 15, 2019

Mud Mask 

When u pin someone down and instinctively
fart on their face creating a "Mud Mask"

Man when i had the runs, i gave her a serious mudmask!!

Mud Mask by Mitch April 13, 2005

egyptian mud mask

Smearing your hot smelly shit on the face of your sexual partner after receiving a blumpkin

She blew me on the toilet so I gave her an Egyptian mud mask

egyptian mud mask by VanDoctor546 June 12, 2017

foster mud mask

where a guy shits on a girls face, then rubs it in and lets it dry

woman: hay honey my pores are feelin a little dry.
man: do u want me 2 give a foster mud mask.

foster mud mask by yazpikle July 22, 2009

Ethiopian mud mask 

When you shit on your partner's chest during sexual exploits, then use the shit to create a refreshing mudmask on your partner's face. Bonus points for cucumber slices on the eyes.

Diana was surprised when Andy requested that he start his morning with an Ethiopian mud mask. She obliged and proceeded to shit on Andy's chest and rub the steaming pile into his T-zone. Luckily she still had two slices of cucumber from dinner for his puffy eyes.

Ethiopian mud mask by d.knitster July 10, 2010

chattanooga mud mask

When a guy skeets in a girls butt and pulls out. Then shit and skeet ooze from the girls butt, and the guy collects the mixture. He puts this mixture in a small dessert bowl and smears it on the girl’s face with a popsicle stick. That is a Chattanooga mud mask.

Did you see me give that girl that Chattanooga mud mask

chattanooga mud mask by MaggieO September 4, 2022