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Mondragon 

An awesome dude who never lets you down. He's always extremely funny and you can rely on him all the time, no matter what. If you ever are in need of help, you can bet a Mondragon will be there to help you.
Matt: Dude can you halp me plehz?
Dave: nah but you can ask Mondragon, he is definitely gonna be there to help you
Matt: Who tf is he, sounds like a douche
Dave: nahhhh he pratically invented the word help.
Mondragon by Joshsuxdick January 23, 2017
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mud dragon 

A long piece of shit, popularized by South Park.
Someone just walked up to the urinal, pulled down their pants, and laid a big mud dragon, m'kay?
mud dragon by b-cenk April 28, 2007

Mud dragon 

I just laid a mud dragon in your bathroom
Mud dragon by Tony DANZA February 24, 2015

Mexican Mud Dragon 

When you make a girl eat lots off Mexican food and proceeds to Hershey squirt on your face. You then 1-2 Mayweather her ass in a fiery rage hence making you look like a Mexican Mud Dragon
My girl shat on my back so i beat her ass like a Mexican mud dragon

maritza mondragon 

is a very beautiful girl she is the best girlfriend you can have in your life she will make you happy and she is the best person to be in a relationship with she is very beautiful and she will love someone who shows her the same love
Maritza Mondragon is the best girlfriend i have and i show her a lot of love because she shows me the same love

Derek Ortiz-Mondragon 

Words can't describe the size of this boy's heart. He loves and cares with all he's got and it makes you adore him in every way possible. He's comforting to be around and he's the kind of person you forever want to be friends with. He has so much potential, kindess, creativity, smarts, and is overall an amazing guy.
Thank you for being in my life, Derek Ortiz-Mondragon
Derek Ortiz-Mondragon by Kiri♡ January 18, 2022

Summoning the mud dragon

I really have to pop, so I will be summoning the mud dragon.