Mugpuddle

That inevitable bit of water that collects in the indentation on the bottom of an upside-down coffee mug in the dishwasher. Mugpuddles are often contaminated with detergent residues or other unidentifiable bits.

Generally considered to be unpreventable, mugpuddle alleviation requires the use of a dish towel to prevent the re-wetting of the dry dishes in the bottom rack.

Don't jiggle the top rack! The mugpuddles will spill all over the plates!

Mugpuddle by gregor_y April 29, 2011

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Florida mudpuddle

When the two or more participants defecate and urinate in a puddle on the bathtub or floor and proceed to have sexual intercourse on it.

Man, I almost forgot about that Florida mudpuddle last night until I got a look at my clothes.

Florida mudpuddle by estephaney September 6, 2011

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Mansfield Mudpuddle

The act of having anal sex with a woman from behind while she is shitting on the man's dick. Anal sex should continue until the mudpuddle is dry. Then it becomes a Lima Lakebed.
*Best results if woman is fed a laxative.

Man, last night Womp pounded his girlfriends Mansfield mudpuddle until it became a Lima Lakebed! It was totally tubular!

Mansfield Mudpuddle by Senior Musk October 10, 2006

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Iranian Mudpuddle

Its common meaning is the sexual act of immersing your partener's face in your own pile of feces, but with a twist! You then proceed to sit on your partener's face until they suffocate and die, making this the most extreme sexual act known to man.

Did you hear about that guy who died by an Iranian Mudpuddle?

Iranian Mudpuddle by jewy mcjewjewjewjew February 9, 2009