mudpie delight

Verb: The act of shitting into your hand, and then using the shit to masterbate with. Mudpie delights are a great way to get infections in your penis.

Matt:"I wonder what that creepy kid in our algebra class does when he goes home?"
Chris:"Idk he prob goes home and beats his dick with his shit."
Matt:"Oh like a mudpie delight?"
Chris:"Dude who the hell comes up with names for that stuff...."

Charlie gave himself a mudpie delight before his girlfriend gave him head, cuz she's a cheating slut.

mudpie delight by Zack Belk December 9, 2008

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Frozen Mudpie

When a pile of fresh shit is molded to a woman's vagina, then frozen so it can be ravaged later.

Can I make a scat mold of your vagina? So I may ravage it later? It is my own personal Frozen Mudpie my dear..

Frozen Mudpie by tinye11177 January 7, 2011

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Mudpie

An Anal Creampie, the act of ejaculating in an anus.

Did you give that ho a mudpie?
Sure did.

Mudpie by Shawnny B April 28, 2006

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Philadelphia Mudpie

When two grown men proceed to engage in homosexual anal intercourse. The receiver takes a shit which coagulates on the perineum while the other man ejaculates on the shit pie.

Hey John, want to have a Philadelphia Mudpie after working out.

Philadelphia Mudpie by dirty kamal and the boyzz August 7, 2011