by Stefex13 March 12, 2012
An unattractive woman.
by Andrew Morse September 24, 2006
by Ray Flynn May 11, 2005
Q: dude i was so hammered last night what happen?
A: Dude you hooked up with that mud-turtle with the acne all over her face.
A: Dude you hooked up with that mud-turtle with the acne all over her face.
by blacktony July 11, 2008
when you and your friends sit under a tent and all take poops. Then once the poop is out you throw it at each other. The winner is the person who stays in the tent the longest
by yes June 3, 2003
A girl who grew up in a trailer park that's cute, but only because she's completely fake and covers herself in make-up. She's a 9.5 at night, but a 6.3 in the morning. You never want to bring this girl home to mom. Probably has a couple STD's and been scraped several times. Only has sex on the first night and is out of place in most social settings. You can never take the trailer park out of her.
G: TJ just met that trick at the bar and went to her double-wide for some fun tonight.
T: Which girl?
G: The one in the hooters t-shirt and Dale Earnhardt hat with the baby in her arms.
T: That girl is such a mud turtle.
G: Well, TJ is known as the mud turtle rancher.
T: Which girl?
G: The one in the hooters t-shirt and Dale Earnhardt hat with the baby in her arms.
T: That girl is such a mud turtle.
G: Well, TJ is known as the mud turtle rancher.
by T-Pain Mac August 16, 2008