a turd that has no consistency, it plops outta your ass and never hits the toilet water, instead, it hits the back of the bowl and mounds up there. After that, it is a never ending wipe to clean the shit from around your asshole. Usually occurs after a night of power drinking Killians Irish Red beer on draught.
I have a brutal hangover from power drinking 5 pitchers of Killians and eating nuclear hot wings, and to top it off, when I woke up to take a shit, it was nothing but a steaming mudhut.
February 23, 2008