(muhdh - buht) n. med. (usu. pre. by 'the') Mud Butt is a common affliction of the anus and the glutteal crevice, affecting mainly (but not limited to) "heavies". The condition usually occurs 30 to 45 minutes after defecation, especially if sufferer engages in physical activity within this time. Sweat and some remaining feces (though one's wiping habits may be immactulate) mix in the glutteal crevice, causing mild discomfort and, if not treated, a raw ass.
See how Rico is walking funny? He took a dum about 30 minutes ago. I bet he's got the mud butt.
by Pork King November 04, 2005
The sensation of having a greasy and unwipeable ass usually occuring after consumption of large quantities of fried or fatty foods. A result of oily anal discharge, leakage, or extremely tacky fecal matter. Often accompanied by, or preceded by, 'The Itis.'
I ate two plates of ribs and a half pound of fudge last night. I keep wiping my ass today but I just can't shake this Mud Butt.
by thehairlessgorilla March 19, 2009
mud butt is when you eat sumthing that dont agree wtih you. then maybe an hour later u get cramps in ur ribs and u start to fart every 2 minutes. then ur stomach hurts and every fart is wet and hot, and sonner or later it isnt safe 2 fart, u need to shit. the moment u pop a squat on the throne, ur butthole opens up and it runs right out....and the smell is horrible!
a yo, them tacos and grape juice gave me mud butt at school.
by makaveli tha don January 19, 2008