| 1. | mud butt | ||
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(muhdh - buht) n. med. (usu. pre. by 'the') Mud Butt is a common affliction of the anus and the glutteal crevice, affecting mainly (but not limited to) "heavies". The condition usually occurs 30 to 45 minutes after defecation, especially if sufferer engages in physical activity within this time. Sweat and some remaining feces (though one's wiping habits may be immactulate) mix in the glutteal crevice, causing mild discomfort and, if not treated, a raw ass. See how Rico is walking funny? He took a dum about 30 minutes ago. I bet he's got the mud butt.
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| 2. | Mud Flaps | ||
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What you call your balls after getting Nut Mud. "She blew it all over my mud flaps."
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| 3. | Mud trumpet | ||
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When a girl is licking your ass and you fart in her mouth blowing her cheeks fill up with ass air making it look like she is playing your ass trumpet This girl was licking my ass and I had a huge burrito for lunch and I thought it would be a great opportunity to give her a mud trumpet so I just ripped a fart in her mouth - she looked like a jazz musican playing my mud trumpet
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| 4. | the mud | ||
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The worst kind of diarrhea, usually occurring after a bowel-angering meal. Typical stages of the mud include, but are not limited to: farts you don't want to let out for fear that it won't only be air, followed by 20+ minutes of anal hell. Allow 15 minutes for cleanup. Colin: *knocks on bathroom door* Chris, I need in there! The Chipotle we ate wants out!
Chris: I can't leave....its the mud...THE MUUUUD!! Colin: My God! |
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| 5. | Ass soup | ||
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Sweating profusely to the point it runs down your back and into your ass crack producing a foul odored sticky mess in your undershorts. Damn it's hot out today! So bad I had a case of ass soup as I walked to the store.
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| 6. | spray mud | ||
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hot burning diarreah. piss from the ass i at some spoiled meat and had to go spray mud
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| 7. | blow mud | ||
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A small spat of diahreah is literally blown out of the anus, masqueraded as mere gas. Not until the actual exit from the anus, does the unfortunate mud blower realize that what they believed to be simple gas, turned out to be a forceful eruption of diarreah. To blow mud; blowing mud; blew mud; I had to leave work early because I thought I was in the clear to bust a real loud ass fart, I was going to let one rip, but it turned out that I blew mud all over my underwear instead. I have to escape quickly before the smell is detected by a colleague. (Blow Mud)
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