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mucular war 

A war involving mucous, in which one or more people who are getting a cold come to work anyways and infect a large portion of the staff through the usually careless spread of mucous (ie: sneezing, coughing, wiping your nose with your hands and then touching shit that other people have to touch). War ensues when one of the affected parties returns the favor at some other time.
If Eddie McBeddie thinks he's that important to come to work and spread his freaking cold germs, then I'm afraid I have no other alternative than to chastise him severely and declare mucular war.
mucular war by fatngassy May 23, 2007
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muscular soldier 

A term used as slang for erection
"Jane's strip tease gave me a muscular soldier last night" -Mike
muscular soldier by urbanman111 March 24, 2014

Muscular Forearm Syndrome 

A Syndrome in which one masturbates so much that one of his forearms is more muscular than the other
Boots:"dam man i have a seriously strong right forearm and i dont know why."

Krabs:" man dont u know its muscular forearm syndrome you sick perv, but it is bigger. SO Ur a righty HUH?

Muscular Face 

A person with a face made totally up of rippling muscles. Can do push-ups with chin and crack walnuts in mouth.

Giants among men.
"Nick Grim has a muscular face! Look at him bench press 200 lbs with his chin!"
"Freak!"
Muscular Face by Stefan January 20, 2005

muscular tits 

when girls(usually cheerleaders or dancers) have boobs that look like pecks, only rounder.

Muscular Face 

A face of a person that grows his or her muscles on the face by chewing gums all day long.
A: "Can you see Adam's muscular face while he's chewing?"
B: "Oh my god, I think he can cut one of the cables that's carrying the school's elevator!"
A: "Yes, we finally figured how to make the school pay for something stupid once again... hah!"
Muscular Face by Tom Nacivet April 23, 2006

muscularly challenged 

The poitically correct way to say someone is fat
She has a muscularly challenged ass (She is a fat ass!)
muscularly challenged by badjohnny September 6, 2012