mucous 

Snotty, phlegm-like monstrosity, with an axpproximate spooge-like viscosity.

Sensing an urgent and impending need to sneeze, I responsibly turned away from my fellow board members and let go into a semi clench fist held just under my nose, to effectively prevent my airborne germs from spreading freely around the room. Unfortunately when I turned back I had another crisis. What to do with this handful of mucous?

mucous by Stony Curtis May 18, 2010

Mucous Mary 

A snot and tomato juice highball punctuated with 100-proof vodka, all shaken with ice, garnished with two pimiento pits on a toothpick.

Bartemder, take that little snot over in the corner a Mucous Mary

Mucous Mary by The Grottomaster April 13, 2011

cervical mucous

A clinical term for vaginal cum- it is a white, viscous ejaculation followed by a good roll in the hay. Known for its unique scent and being hard to swallow.

You've got cervical mucous all over your face.

cervical mucous by une canadianne tres folle May 6, 2011

bloody mucous plug from a faggot fisting fiesta 

1) Large ball of mucous filled with blood that proceeds a homosexual party where the participants shove their fists up each others ass in a sodomistic fashion.

2) A horribly vile name to call someone who has so far surpassed douchebag status that no other words can possibly express their level of filthy assholery.

Look at that bloody mucous plug from a faggot fisting fiesta.

You're a bloody mucous plug from a faggot fisting fiesta.

bloody mucous plug from a faggot fisting fiesta by Big Nasty T September 15, 2009

muff mucous 

The sticky gooey discharge from a woman’s vagina.

My muff mucous ruined my underwear.

muff mucous by DesertSancho August 3, 2023

Mucus 

A synonym for slime or homie. Your mucus is someone you’re cool with. Popularised by Ski Mask The Slump God in the song Catch Me outside

You fuck with my mucus your fuck with me

Mucus by Sir Leo The Great June 19, 2019

ass mucus 

The slimey substance of a wet fart. The remains in your pants after a shart.

Vinnie had to change his underwear after he sharted out ass mucus.

ass mucus by Vinnie the Cock February 29, 2008